Chased Fates

I am a Russian Major living in Canada. I have long accepted my future life of unemployment so I drown my sorrows on Tumblr. All it takes is some Whedon and some Douglas Adams to turn life around.

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did-yuo-kno:

bellasonamy:

wtf seriously my popop has diabetese and hes old and is missing a leg… yeah hes not very active but thats because he doesnt have a leg he cant even run or exercise and he has to walk with a walker, i kiss him and hug him every day and i dont have diabetese do I? this is such BS im unfollowing did you know now because of this fake crap… this is just bullshit if its true everyone in my house should have diabetes and also my friend in school has it and all her teachers who touch her dont have it huh? if that was true wed all be infected because people all ove rthe planet have this disease, its hard to move around sometimes and you shouldnt make bad jokes about people who have this condition…
im discusted and i cant believe people belive this crap and want to put away people. id die with my popop so fuck anyone who wants to kill diabetese patients…



Dumb Girl. There’s a very serious difference between diabetes and diabeetus. You should read things carefully before you jump to conclusions.

did-yuo-kno:

bellasonamy:

wtf seriously my popop has diabetese and hes old and is missing a leg… yeah hes not very active but thats because he doesnt have a leg he cant even run or exercise and he has to walk with a walker, i kiss him and hug him every day and i dont have diabetese do I? this is such BS im unfollowing did you know now because of this fake crap… this is just bullshit if its true everyone in my house should have diabetes and also my friend in school has it and all her teachers who touch her dont have it huh? if that was true wed all be infected because people all ove rthe planet have this disease, its hard to move around sometimes and you shouldnt make bad jokes about people who have this condition…

im discusted and i cant believe people belive this crap and want to put away people. id die with my popop so fuck anyone who wants to kill diabetese patients…

Dumb Girl. There’s a very serious difference between diabetes and diabeetus. You should read things carefully before you jump to conclusions.

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Go the F--k to Sleep

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nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

JESUS

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